Quotes from Traffic Jam

Lois: This is just plain stupid.
Sheriff: Ma'am, don't call a police officer stupid.
Lois: What, that's a law now?

Malcolm: Okay, she's cute, she's smart and she even lies to cops. I might be in over my head here.

Jessica: Malcolm, you've been belly-aching nonstop for an hour and a half. Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Malcolm: I happen to bitch a perfect amount for someone in my situation.

Malcolm: I'm impressed. You actually have a working first-aid kit. We used to, but my brother ate all the Band-aids.

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