Written by Maggie Bandur & Pang-Ni Landrum
Directed by Jeff Melman

Guest starring

Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarban
Daniel von Bargen as Commandant Spangler
Busy Phillips as Meghan
Natasha Melnick as Amber
Octavia L. Spencer as cashier
Arsenio "Sonny" Trinidad as Mr. Li
Will Jennings as Eraserhead
Catherine Lloyd Burns as Caroline

Co-starring

Kasan Butcher as cadet Joe
Jose Espinoza as cadet Jose
Paityn James as Siobhan
Richard Topol as Mr. Grieb
Evan Matthew Cohen as Lloyd
Kyle Sullivan as Dabney
Avery Kidd Waddell as Al
Bill Rutkoski as teacher
Adam Vignola as janitor