Written by Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein
Directed by Jeff Melman

Guest starring

Craig Lamar Traylor as Stevie Kenarban
Daniel von Bargen as Commandant Edwin Spangler
Merrin Dungey as Kitty Kenarban
Gary Anthony Williams as Abe Kenarban
Arjay Smith as Cadet Finley

Co-starring

Drew Powell as Cadet Drew
Kasan Butcher as Cadet Joe
James Henriksen as waiter
Tinsley Grimes as Sue Ann
Melissa Marsala as Lorene
Francesca Ingrassia as Becky