Quotes from Malcolm's Car

Compiled by TK

Hal: Honey, you can stop looking for the car keys!

Malcolm: Wow... blackmailing a pervert to facilitate underage gambling. How could this not work out?

Stevie: Trying to finish what God started?

Craig: I can't lose this job. This is the only true thing on my resumé.

Stevie: I didn't get to read my poem.

Lois: I promise I'll drive very safely so we don't have an accident. I wouldn't want to ruin your life with my carelessness.

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