Quotes from Motivational Speaker

Compiled by TK

Hal: Now, suddenly, my job includes weekend seminars and memo-reading!

Lois: Why are your fingernails clean? Did you clean your fingernails?
Dewey: Thought I'd try it, and turns out I like it. It makes me feel good about myself.
Lois: Well, that's enough of that, it's time for dinner.

Malcolm: You can't get into bed like that, you stink!
Reese: Hey, I got checked out pretty thoroughly in that department and I didn't hear any complaints.

Lois: Do you love her?
Dewey: Of course not. It's just snacks.
Lois: Oh, you like her snacks? You like filling up on her cookies? You know they're store-bought.
Dewey: That's beneath you, mom.

Reese: Hey, what are you doing here?! This isn't your house! You don't live here! We live here! This is our house! What do you want?! Huh?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?!

Lois: Oh, look, they made a heart....

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