Quotes from Health Scare

Dewey: Here we are Bernard. This is my cage.

Dewey: Is your brain big enough to get your feelings hurt? Me neither.

Malcolm: You can't call that a short cut. A short cut has to be shorter!
Reese: Says who?
Malcolm: Says the word!
Reese: No, a short cut is just when you don't use regular streets.

Malcolm: Mom's powerless.
Reese: Yeah, now she's just a crazy old lady we have to live with.

Lavernia: The last thing I need is some young punk frolickin' in my nethers.
Francis: You don't listen to... I try to talk to you... ewww.

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