Quotes from Charity
Lois: I could never live with myself if my boys grew up to be selfish little pigs.
Mrs. Potts: You boys should be so proud of yourselves. A lot of people are really going to appreciate what you're doing. You know, I'm going to say a special prayer for you.
Dewey: Yeah, that should make us even.
Dewey: It's God! He found us!
Lois: Hal, you're a middle-aged man, you can't run away from home.
Hal: Well, I have a credit card that begs to differ, Lois.
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