Quotes from Malcolm's Girlfriend

Malcolm: Remember yesterday when we were sitting around and got a drink of water, then we sat around again? We should totally do that again.

Reese: I saw them behind the Seven Eleven French kissing. That's with tongue, mom.

Lois: This is all your fault, Hal. You're the one who bought him that acne medicine.
Hal: I thought we were safe. I mean, he's still goofy looking. His head is like five times too big for his body.

Hal: Lois, please, let's not have this veer off into us somehow not having sex tonight.

Reese: Just because you have a girl doesn't mean you should act like one.

Malcolm: Just once I'd like to learn a lesson without something exploding.

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