Teleplay by Alan J. Higgins
Story by Janae Bakken
Directed by Todd Holland

Special guest stars

Terry Bradshaw as Coach Clarence
Tom Green as Steve
Earvin "Magic" Johnson as ringer hockey player #32
Heidi Klum as toothless hockey player
Howie Long as Howie
Christina Ricci as Kelly
Patrick Warburton as Burt Landon
Bradley Whitford as Meg's husband
Susan Sarandon as Meg

Guest starring

Eric Nenninger as Eric
Brenda Wehle as Lavernia
Sandy Ward as Pete
John Ennis as Artie
Stephen Root as John Pratt
Lauren Storm as Laurie Millbrook

Co-starring

Thomas Lumberg Jr. as Logger Amos
Aaron Hill as George
Nick Mize as Barry
Eric A. Payne as Phil
Michael Kostroff as Toadie
Yolanda Snowball as woman
Betty Carvalho as woman #2
Steve Witting as announcer
Connor Matheus as Billy
Nicholas E. Barb as boy
Tracy Wolfe as kissing hockey player
Lillian Adams as old woman
Wesley Thompson as Mr. Jones
Mary Ostrow as Ms. Plum
Dennis Singletary as worker
Steve Tom as Mr. Jacobson
Joey Hiott as crying kid