Quotes from Mini-Bike

Hal: Oh, jumper cables. Thank you, honey.

Malcolm: You don't have any friends.
Reese: Mom told you you're not allowed to talk about that.

Lois: That was a long time ago.
Malcolm: Before gravity?

Reese: I don't have to sit here and listen to this!
Malcolm: Yes, you do.
Reese: Oh, right.

Malcolm: I can't believe that plan actually worked. We came up with it in like two seconds. Maybe we should do more things half-assed.

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