Quotes from Halloween Approximately
Malcolm: When was the last Christmas we had egg-nog?
Reese: I think before Dewey.
Malcolm: This is a game that has no winners.
Lois: He's battling his archenemy.
Francis: What, the squirrel's back?
Lois: No, it's a human this time.
Francis: Halloween is in your hearts. Every time a little kid cries in fear, that's Halloween. Every time something repulsive ends up in a mailbox, that is Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween.
Malcolm: Reese, are you crying?
Lois: It was a good bump, Hal.
Hal: I'd be Raul. You'd be Consuela.
Lois: You think they'd send the federales after us?
Hal: Of course, but they'd never find us.
Lois: We'd be outlaws.
Hal: Oh, we'd be legends. We'd be living every parents dream. We'd be folk heroes.
Lois: Like Bonnie and Clyde.
Hal: Raoul and Consuela! Spearing fish, clmbing for coconuts, living naked as monkeys!
Lois: Oh, Raoul.
Reese: We own you all! No one is safe! We are the kinds of this block! Did you hear me, world? Violence just got a little more random!
Krelboyne: This is for all the times I've been called butt-tweefer!
Francis: Well, they won't even let us surrender honorably. Boys, it's time to run away like cowards.
Hal: What was my name again?
Lois: Raoul, baby.
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