Quotes from Krelboyne Girl
Lois: Why are you not wearing your underpants?
Malcolm: I wanna wear boxers.
Lois: Oh Really? Well you may think you suddenly need all the extra room, but let me tell you dear, you are getting way ahead of yourself.
Malcolm: Just once I'd like a childhood memory I don't have to repress.
Cynthia: My dad wanted to get away from Manhattan, but I think the real reason is that Mom's remarriage hit him pretty hard and he thinks the environment would help. The truth is nothing has been the same since my brother died in the boating accident.
Malcolm: blank stare
Cynthia: Just kidding!
Stevie: Get a room!
Malcolm: Glad your brother is okay.
Cynthia: I don't have a brother.
Spangler: He hungers for the flesh of the insolent!
Francis: Ok, I'm calling in my chit.
Hal: What chit?
Francis: You know, the one time thing, I just call it in and you do it, no questions asked.
Hal: That doesn't exist, Francis.
Lois: You be nicer to her, she obviously has no friends at all.
Cynthia: Thank you, chicken, for giving up your life so that I can continue to live.
Malcolm: What are you doing?
Cynthia: I know if someone killed and ate me I'd like them to at least say thank you.
Lois: Do you think I just took Domingo away from you because I'm mean?
Cynthia: Now, say your body is composed entirely of snot.
Reese: My body is composed entirely of snot!
Cynthia: Anything you want to add?
Malcolm: I'm good.
Lois: Dewey, what are you doing?
Dewey: I'm killing the germs. I hate germs. Germs are scary!
Lois: Don't forget the germs in the oven.
Spangler: In my thirty years at this academy I have never caned the wrong cadet.
Hal: Sir, did you say "caned?"
Cynthia: You know, just because you're cute doesn't mean you can be rude.
Malcolm: That wasn't rude, that was... what's a.... Did she say I was cute?
Hal: When are you going to talk to Dewey?
Lois: As soon as he finishes the windows.
Malcolm: If I'm such a genius, I should be able to come up with a smart way to deal with this.
Cynthia: Why did you throw a brick through my daughter's window at two o'clock in the morning?!
Malcolm: I don't know. I really don't.
Cynthia: Well, at least she didn't strip us and take pictures.
Malcolm: The night is young.
Cynthia: You're trying to kiss me and you're thinking about your brother?
Malcolm: No! I was thinking about my mom.
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