Quotes from Lois vs. Evil

Malcolm: "It's been ten days since mom lost her job. Yesterday for dinner we had macaroni and rice. Today, it's rice and macaroni."

Stevie: "How's your love life? What?"
Malcolm: "So basically everything I tell you in confidence as a friend, you're gonna use to make fun of me."
Stevie: "I have nothing else."

Dr. Don: "He'll be fine in a few days. Just like when this one ate the frog."
Dewey: "I only ate half of it."

Malcolm: "You know, I'm sure I'm neglecting my spiritual side, but money rules."

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