Quotes from Sleepover

Lois: "That is it! Get up! Get back! Come here! Go there! Okay, we are gonna take this picture and it is gonna be good. And that means no faces, no tongues, no cross-eyes, no bunny ears. We are gonna smile, we are gonna look good, and it's gonna cost us 9.99 and all of this is gonna happen by the time I count to three. 1, 2, 3."

Malcolm: "Stevie, I never thought I'd say this, but slow down."
Stevie: "Ha. Ha."

Lois: "You be nice to that boy, he can't walk. He's gotta go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you get up and you help him."

Lois: "You know how your father feels about evil puppet movies."

Stevie: "Mom's making pizza. Cheeseless, sauceless, pizza."
Malcolm: "That's just bread."
Stevie: "Pizza bread."

Stanley: "Four words. Nana has a fever. End of discussion."

Malcolm: "I can't move."
Stevie: "Welcome to the club."

Malcolm: "Your parents need to cut you some slack."
Stevie: "They just want me safe."
Malcolm: "No, they want you to be four."

Lois: "Smoothie."

Stevie: "Stop! Stop! Gonna puke."

Dewey: "How much does my head weigh?"

Malcolm: "Stevie, are you okay?"
Stevie: "Can't feel my legs."
Malcolm: "That's not funny."

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