Quotes from Smunday

Malcolm: "It's good to be alive."

Hal: "It's like some sort of horrible science experiment in there."
Malcolm: "Mom's been sick with the flu all weekend. I'd feel more sympathetic, but two months with no TV has killed the part of me that cares."

Malcolm: "Mom kills most germs on contact, but when one does get through, it's a doozy."

Salesman: "Is your job really so important that you can't allow yourself five minutes of pleasure?"
Hal: "I have no response to that."

Francis: "What are you guys doing home?"
Malcolm: "Mom's sick. She thinks it's Sunday. We kind of went with it."

Malcolm: "Mom, stop it, you're sick."
Lois: "I'm too mad to be sick."

Francis: "So, the thing you've been threatening to do all day but had no intention of doing you did but didn't mean to?"

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