Quotes from Rollerskates

Malcolm: "My dad's like a total fanatic about skating. He doesn't even call it skating, he calls it the brotherhood of the wheel."

Francis: "It's like pulling a giant Band-Aid off your crotch."

Malcolm: "Should I be impressed or horrified?"

Malcolm: "The boy's fighting me, Lois. Oh, he's got the talent but he's reckless and wild."

Hal: "Let's not make eye-contact for a couple weeks."
Malcolm: "You got it."

Malcolm: "I know I look like an idiot, but I'm kickin' ass!"

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