Written by Alan J. Higgins
Directed by Arlene Sanford

Guest starring

Karim Prince as Stanley
David Higgins as Craig
Paul Willson as Ed
Joel McCrary as attendant

Co-starring

Adam Hendershott as cadet #2
Robert Cesario as maitre'd
Daniel R. Escobar as Franklin
Drew Powell as cadet #1

"Either she's losing her touch or we're getting better." -Malcolm

"This time let's go olive, onion, olive." -Dad

"Why does she have to ruin everything I love!?" -Dewey

"After an hour, eat without her. If it's any longer, something's wronger." -Dad

"Hey, what am I thinking right now?" -Reese
"I'm smart, I'm not a psychic." -Malcolm
"Can you understand what dogs are saying?" -Dewey
"No." -Malcolm
"I can." -Dewey

"Thank you for making eye contact with me." -men's room attendant to Hal

"Not good, not good. Mom, phone!" -Malcolm
"We're gonna die!" -Dewey